Not your scheduled programming of unsolicited advice from childless adults

Such a gentleman

Tale as old as time

Helicopter parents have landed

One month at a time, mom and dad.

Reading this in the bathroom, hiding from my kids

People change their numbers, it happens all the time. Sometimes, friends, colleagues, and even companies who were in contact with these people — don't get the memo. I have that kind of number, and it results in me getting a bunch of calls throughout the year at odd hours, and people always ask for the same person… Rachel. Who is Rachel? No idea, but at this point, I hate her. The person in this story got back at some kids who were, it seemed, deliberately calling their number even though the pe…

Supernanny would never allow this

Gotta love Boy Moms

Big Fat Liar style

Never tell your granny your favorite animal because you'll be getting a $5 bill and a pair of socks with that animal on them for every birthday until the end of your days

What is UP with this purple monkey???

Something feels off about this

Dad joke central

It's mommy and daddy's "doom scroll memes" time, kiddos.

Two more months