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I don't care what anyone says, farts have got to be the pinnacle of body-related humor. In fact, we don't trust anyone who doesn't appreciate the humor of gas, be it a soft grumble, a high-pitched squeal, or a trumpet-sounding explosion. The sound of farts is funny, the smell of them a bit less so. Fart jokes have been tickling people and ticking them off for centuries if not longer. If you think you're beyond this kind of classic, we want nothing to do with you. While farty funny things are no…

When I was little my mom often said she didn't fart. For some stupid reason, I believed her, but then again, I also believed her when she said she was an alien and didn't have a belly button. Kids are dumb. The truth is everyone farts. Besides pooping, peeing, eating, and experiencing heartbreak, there's not much human activity that is more universal. Farting is an important part of life. Flatulence has the power to make people laugh at inopportune moments. Just this morning I got into an argum…

What's funnier than a fart joke? Not much, if you ask my little brother. Or my cousins. Or my boyfriend. Or me. With the exception of maybe penis jokes, fart jokes reign supreme - and they're something both men and women can relate to. Who knew that the one thing humanity could agree upon was the hilarity of flatulence ? Maybe if the world got together, held hands, and farted simultaneously, we could achieve world peace. We'd count to three, toot, and then join one another in raucous laughter.…

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