underrated essential workers

"I thought about getting custom plates"

I may not have a driver's license as a New York native (there are way too many of us who still need ‘em) but that doesn’t mean I can't appreciate a good car. While my friends and I did enjoy watching Xzibit and his crew do some astounding vehicular makeovers, we know that having a fish tank and a television in a sedan is, well, pretty expensive and also rather impractical. We have grown to appreciate the simple pleasures of the heated leather seats of a Kia, or the longevity of a Toyota. We lik…

Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?

"Omg, don't get in the car with me if you're gonna scream every time we almost wreck—that's distracting and dangerous!"

A very random gift