Sorry, George. You would not be winning Top Chef.
In this collection of comics, Cartoonist Cheekylicious has depicted our favorite filmmakers as chef's, and the final products are clever and amusing. We especially like that Michael Bay's penchant for gratuitous explosions is represented as a Paula Deen-style calorie bomb of a meal.
Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.