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club adage handle handel homophone cant - 6939296000
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

attraction cant cant-see double meaning fair invisible literalism see sight - 6300248064
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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

cant cantaloupe double meaning elope Hall of Fame homophones literalism watermelon - 6008712192
Via: Alexandra Ticlea
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I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

cant club cup handle lyric me mug now right similar sounding slogan song - 5753996544
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop