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Bad jokes are the worst jokes that came full circle and became good jokes.

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Two pics of Matt Damon, one labeled "Matt Damon" and the other labeled "Matt Nightman"

Hehehe

Pic of a group meeting under the caption, "Sup I'm Chad, been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row or anything, just total."

It's Kind Of A New Record For Me

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Tweet that reads, "Me: *Washing car with son;* Son: Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

There Has To Be A Better Way

Try Saying That Ten Times Fast

Text conversation that reads, "Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian"

What A Knee-Slapper!

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Text conversation where someone asks their friend if they've heard of Murphy's Law, then asks if they've heard of 'Cole's Law' making a joke about coleslaw

A Hearty Laugh Was Had By All

Sign that reads, "If women in Nepal prefer dogs, what can a cat man do?"

Groan

Post that 'sums up the 90s' with an equation at the bottom adding up all of the years of the 90s, equaling 945'

Trolololol

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Bad fake texts, funny texts, clout.

15 Bad Fake Texts That'll Make You Shake Your Damn Head

Pic of a street corner with a sign that says the corner is available; caption reads, "Oh look, your mom quit her job"

An Oldie But A Goldie

Pic of 'Daniel Boringcliffe' looking somber and 'Daniel Radcliffe' ready to party

My Two Moods

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Scene from the movie 'Airplane' where a woman asks a man if he's nervous, and if it's his first time; he replies that he is nervous, and that's he's been nervous many times before

'Airplane' Jokes Will Never Get Old

Pic of a creepy-looking statue in a restaurant with a big smile under the caption, "When the customer's joke isn't funny but you got bills to pay"

"If My Card Doesn't Swipe Does That Mean It's Free??"

Pic of The Rock riding a chicken under the caption, "You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for..."

Ready For Battle With His Mighty Steed!

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Funny random tweets, hilarious tweets, marriage, dating, dad jokes.

24 Clever Tweets We Wish We'd Tweeted Ourselves

Funny meme about law and order.

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24 of the Funniest Sci-Fi Memes of the Week To Fill Your Nerdy Needs (December 15, 2025)

24 of the Funniest Sci-Fi Memes of the Week To Fill Your Nerdy Needs (December 15, 2025)

Son refuses to help with his sister’s kitchen remodel after years of being the family’s unpaid helper, and his parents label him selfish for finally refusing favoritism: ‘[They] always joked that she was the "golden child" and I was the "easy one"’

Son refuses to help with his sister’s kitchen remodel after years of being the family’s unpaid helper, and his parents label him selfish for finally refusing favoritism: ‘[They] always joked that she was the "golden child" and I was the "easy one"’

'Keep your nose out of our business': Kind woman donates winter coats to her son's twin friends, after noticing the girls don't have sufficient winter clothing, resulting in their furious step-father showing up days later, refusing to take any "donations"

'Keep your nose out of our business': Kind woman donates winter coats to her son's twin friends, after noticing the girls don't have sufficient winter clothing, resulting in their furious step-father showing up days later, refusing to take any "donations"

Part-time bookkeeper refuses to train replacement after company director fires her, demands to be taught her job: '[They] have no idea what I do'

Part-time bookkeeper refuses to train replacement after company director fires her, demands to be taught her job: '[They] have no idea what I do'

Mother-in-law schedules Christmas party 3 days before her daughter-in-law’s, with the same guests, starting a festive standoff over who gets to host the family celebration, pushing the 53-year-old wife to boycott the dinner

Mother-in-law schedules Christmas party 3 days before her daughter-in-law’s, with the same guests, starting a festive standoff over who gets to host the family celebration, pushing the 53-year-old wife to boycott the dinner

Company charges employees $25 per person to attend office holiday party: 'I wonder if they are making a profit and where it goes?'

Company charges employees $25 per person to attend office holiday party: 'I wonder if they are making a profit and where it goes?'

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