Crystal ball mode activate

Impossible!

The dream gig

Cruel and unusual

New technology is so goofy

Another normal few days online.

Unless you're a good-haired CEO with shiny shoes and an entire team devoted to acting as your personal away-message, you're most likely falling at the lower end of the totem pole of company power.

Don't you hate it when the texts go green?

A sad occasion has occurred. Seven years after initially building and upgrading my PC, the system has finally failed. Hours of diagnostics and prodding proved fruitless. My gaming computer has definitely bit the dust. I knew it was coming. The setup was already on its last legs. It's just sad to finally see the day come when it gave up. My desktop has been there for me through thick and thin. But when there's loss, there's room for growth. I'm assembling my new build . There's a lot to consider…

Good Sunday, code connoisseurs and CPU celebrators. Depending on your outlook on life, it's that incredible, or maybe not so incredible, time of the week when we welcome the new week with a company of computer programming comedy ! Buckle up, you're in for some meticulously tech-based memes. I admit this every week. I am by no means a programmer. I've dabbled, I've endured the introductory courses, and I've ultimately failed at my previous aspirations of becoming a programmer. That's not meant t…

Happy Sunday, computer appreciators and C++ Connoisseurs! We're back, once again, this week with a batch of code-intensive internet comedy ! Like many other professions, but specifically this one, programmers have to think on the fly. It doesn't matter what the product is, issues need to be fixed near immediately. The company website isn't functioning as it should be, who else do you call other than the programmer ? They need to be alert 24/7 to fix any issue. Office hours don't apply when the…

Happy Sunday, code connoisseurs! We're back again for another batch of tech-focused memes . Programming isn't easy. It's a field that's reserved for the best, brightest, and most sleep-deprived individuals. Just think about the people who program our everyday luxuries. Game developers. These people are some of the greatest minds developing incredible video games for our consumption. Sure, video games are an entertainment product, but for those of us who game, a great game is the highlight of an…

Happy Sunday, computer wizzes and Java aficionados! We're back this weekend to give you another helping of painfully relatable programming memes. Celebrate your Sunday with some tech industry funnies ! Maybe you practiced programming a little bit throughout high school. Basic scripts, pursuing knowledge in a variety of code languages, the whole thing. Maybe, in retrospect, you weren't incredible at it, but you were very much interested in the field. Your friends and family support your passion.…

Happy Sunday, programming wizards! We're back this weekend, once again, to provide you with the best and brightest programming memes . Perfect timing, right? How much has ChatGPT affected your life as a programmer? Has it alleviated the stress of programming all on your own? Has it been a hindrance because it's not exactly optimal? Are you staying far, far away from it? Programmers and tech-obsessed individuals probably have a better read on artificial intelligence than your average Joe. Either…

Happy Sunday computer obsessives! We’re back this weekend to offer you another helping of sweet, sweet programming memes . And what better time to browse some code-based funnies than a day you all, hopefully, have off? I’ve said before, I don’t know how to code. At least, I don’t know how to code very well. I’m notoriously bad at understanding the fundamentals of any language. Combine that with a complete inability to do complex math; I just wasn’t built for coding. Thank my freshman-year profe…

Things might be a little better if I stayed in school for programming. Getting paid the big bucks to live in Silicon Valley and play around with computers all day? Sign me up! My main issue was that I’m terrible at math and professional programming is nowhere near as idyllic as what I’ve just described. I don’t have much coding experience. I took a few courses on Code Academy, goofed around making Python scripts as a teenager, and then switched my major from computer science in my second semest…