It still makes me smile that "Goblin Mode" was Oxford's 2022 Word of the Year. Say what you will about British dictionaries, but they sure have a sense of humor. The idea that “Goblin Mode” is not a real word is simply hogwash. “Goblin Mode” is more of a word than the word “hogwash!" Words are invented all the time, and even if a word only makes waves within a small community, it is still a word. My family made up a term that I believe could gain traction due to its usefulness. My dad defines a…

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It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say 2018’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is one of the greatest superhero films of all time. The commercial and critical smash hit success quickly topped many people’s charts. It’s obviously no surprise that the franchise sequel Across the Spider-Verse has set Twitter ablaze. It’s been five years since the first film. Although not surprising considering the degree of craft and care put into the film’s animation, people have been champing at the bit for any…

In the debate of Marvel vs. DC comics, I feel like most of the world has agreed that Marvel is the superior IP. Even the most DC pilled person can admit that they have a much larger variety of heroes than DC has. The foundational units of DC are Batman and Superman, but mostly Batman. Personally, I can't help feeling inclined towards DC based on the strength of the Batman brand alone. One of my favorite things about Batman are his villains. Gotham City has no shortage of weird guys and girls wh…

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The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a Bonafede cultural juggernaut at this point. Pre-pandemic, it seemed like Marvel could do no wrong, and the brand's influence knew no bounds. After a couple of “flops” by Marvels standard coming out in 2021, it's hard to know what the future of the brand looks like. Will they ever be able to top Endgame ? Is that what they should be attempting? Will Disney+ be the death of the MCU? Is this

We stan the Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland Spider-Man heroes.

Are you tired? Do you want to go back to bed? Are you a sleepy baby who doesn't want to go to your pathetic little job? Well, you don't have to! After all, you're a baby, with no responsibilities or bills or cleaning or anything to do except for consuming media. In fact, it looks like you're on the fast track to becoming an iPad baby. Do you know what an iPad baby is, you ignorant infant? An iPad baby is a gross toddler who can't look away from their filth-encrusted tablet for one second, even…

Don't put your money where your memes are.

Marvel fans are rejoicing as Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is released across the country. The reviews are mostly favorable, with CNET saying that the picture lives up to the Doctor's name ("The strangest Marvel movie yet."). Other reviews say it's over-the-top, and messy in a good way. As stoked as everyone is, across the internet we're seeing fervent pleas for people to keep spoilers to themselves. Fortunately for you, we haven't seen it and have been avoiding detailed reviews,…

Kids are built different. Not just in terms of size. Their brains are uninhibited in a way that makes for increased creativity, sweetness, and, of course, humor. While their unintentionally funny moments are our favorites, sometimes, when prompted, they can really bring the gold. Twitter user George Pointon , who admits in his bio that he exploits children for likes, asked a group of six-year-olds to pitch him some new film ideas. They came through in a way that should make Hollywood feel asham…

Back in 2019, Tom Holland told a story on Jimmy Kimmel of how he allegedly saved the Spider-Man movies. The story goes that, at the time Sony had rights to Spider-Man and was not coming to an agreement with Marvel for them to continue. During this time, Holland apparently was upset that he might not continue his character, so he wrote a heartfelt email to the chairman of Disney , Bob Iger. A few days later, Holland was drunk at a pub with his family when Iger called his cell. Apparently, after…

We don't know what they spent on Spider-Man: No Way Home but...Cracked spent a lot less. Their clever take on the action-packed trailer is a lot more boozy , features a lot more drugs, and a very appropriate avocado. You'll see what we mean.

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