ICWUDT

Via: Pleated Jeans
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HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Google
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... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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What he's trying to say is: She really is that ugly. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

Art thous famous?
By LOLdogexpert (Via: Mental Floss)
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop