Family dinners are a spectacle to behold, or at least, they are in my family. My sibling's kids run about with their iPads and smart phones, playing sometimes with toys but mostly throwing them at the wall. My siblings turn a blind eye because honestly, they haven't read Parenting 101, and they don't have great social awareness. My mom cleans up broken plates that the kids threw down as they giggled, and sometimes, when I feel like ruining it for everyone, I voice my opinion. That's what this d…

The power of the Irish goodbye compels you

Have you ever seen a perfectly executed Irish goodbye? ...Exactly

"I will tell on you to your mom"

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that means?

Give me a moment while I consult my Guinness Book of Plan-Cancelling Excuses

Emergency social energy is to be used for emergencies only

Entertaining stories from people who had a bad day.

Sorry, I'm socially OOO

Tweets so funny that they'll make you roll your eyes.

Strong is the urge to be a lone ranger on a remote cattle ranch in Montana

Shaking with laughter that is.

Blocked.

Likable introverts are cursed with a lifetime of being aloof, mysterious, and oh so cool

Share these memes for the plot.

Memes that aren't mid.