tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Part time employee working from 8:30 AM to 1:30 PM refuses to come in early to help her coworkers: 'When I say early, I mean like 3 AM.'
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28-year-old cuts off financial support to his parents after 3 years of paying and putting his own life on hold: ‘I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck just to keep up with helping them’
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Landlord wants $250 extra per month because city finally cleaned up trash pile across the street: 'It is just a blatant cash grab because he did not do a single thing to earn that money'
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Employee works from home, landlord tries to charge them $200/month commercial usage fee: 'I literally just sit there'
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Man sends mail to friend's address for 7 months, gets annoyed when told he has 2 weeks to change it: 'I'm writing return to sender on everything going forward'
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