tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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22-year-old employee refuses to respond to work messages after 8 PM because her boss got angry she didn't respond to his message at 11:40 PM: 'He said I should stay on top of communication if I want to grow.'
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17-year-old declines to go on family camping trip, protests when they stay 4 days longer than expected and he runs out of food: 'They weren't there the next morning, or the day after'
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Helicopter-mother demands that her sister let her sheltered teen daughter, Emily, move into her spare bedroom as a "practice dorm" for the 8 months before college, niece begs aunt to refuse, sparking family tension: 'Not giving Emily a safe transition'
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17-year-old refuses to cook meals for his estranged 28-year-old brother and his 3 kids after he ignored him his entire life: 'He ignores my birthdays, he ignores me at Christmas, he never invites me to parties.'
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31-year-old musician husband calls out wife for not attending every one of his shows, not buying tickets right when they drop: 'Of the like 100 shows he’s played in our home state, I’ve gone to 90-95 of them'
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