I Can Never Take My Contacts Off Again

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Those Are Just Bits of Lettuce

Created by Elaine

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It's Poison This Time for Sure!

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Now I Look Like I Haver Herpes

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I'll Never Eat Again

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This Filth Can Never Be Cleansed!

Created by Shuko

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I'm Never Swimming Again

Created by hermione_everdeen

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Classic: Makes Me Pee-Shy Every Time

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What Is Wrong With Your Baby?

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What If They Had Crackne?!

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Twelve Hour Window of Deliciousness

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Gotta Freshen My Intestines

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I Was Savoring That

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Sneezy Grossness

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It Smells Like Desperation In Here

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Way to Start the Morning

Created by ComputerProderper

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