Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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double meaning,line,lines,literalism,long form,punch,punchline,variations on a theme,worth it
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

He's Making a Mochrie of Us All

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colin mochrie,longform,payoff,similar sounding,whose line is it anyway,worth it
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In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

Worth It?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,mistake,steak,suffix,worth it
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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

Was Tayo Cruz's 'Dynamite' Playing at the Time of the Incident?

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boom,boombox,crime,explosive,Hall of Fame,headline news,lolwut,worth it
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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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arteries,clog,clogged,clogs,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,science,worth it
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

Worth it? WORTH IT.

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falls,niagara,similar sounding,viagra,waterfall,worth it
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Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop