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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

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Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

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