First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT

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If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

Worth It?

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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

He's Making a Mochrie of Us All

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He's Making a Mochrie of Us All
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In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

So Worth It.

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So Worth It.
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.