Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.
... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Some puns are worth waiting a lifetime for. - Matty Malaprop
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop
Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop