Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop
If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
Some puns are worth waiting a lifetime for. - Matty Malaprop
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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop
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