worth it

Via: Poorly Drawn Lines
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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Cyanide & Happiness
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

Via: Cyanide & Happiness
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If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Meat
By hidanfan (Via: Eddsworld)
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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop