WORTH IT

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WORTH IT
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If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

Worth it? WORTH IT.

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Worth it? WORTH IT.
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Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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WORTH IT.
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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

So Worth It.

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So Worth It.
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

He's Making a Mochrie of Us All

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He's Making a Mochrie of Us All
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In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

Was Tayo Cruz's 'Dynamite' Playing at the Time of the Incident?

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Was Tayo Cruz's 'Dynamite' Playing at the Time of the Incident?
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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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WORTH IT.
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop