Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop
If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop
Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop
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