worth it

boom,boombox,crime,explosive,Hall of Fame,headline news,lolwut,worth it
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

colin mochrie,longform,payoff,similar sounding,whose line is it anyway,worth it
Via: Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

comparison,double meaning,flood,flooded,Hall of Fame,hallway,literalism,shallow,water,worth it
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

homophone,lunch,packed,pact,suicide,worth it
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop

falls,niagara,similar sounding,viagra,waterfall,worth it
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top