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comparison,double meaning,flood,flooded,Hall of Fame,hallway,literalism,shallow,water,worth it
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

double meaning,line,lines,literalism,long form,punch,punchline,variations on a theme,worth it
By Unknown
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

arteries,clog,clogged,clogs,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,science,worth it
Via: Cyanide & Happiness
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

falls,niagara,similar sounding,viagra,waterfall,worth it
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Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop

boom,boombox,crime,explosive,Hall of Fame,headline news,lolwut,worth it
Via: Poorly Drawn Lines
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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,mistake,steak,suffix,worth it
By hidanfan (Via: Eddsworld)
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Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

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