The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop
Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop
Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.
... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
If you're gonna go out to lunch, you really oughta go out to lunch, namsayin? - Matty Malaprop
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