The giving seems unnecessary, if you ask me. A criminal Christopher seems way more story-worthy. - Matty Malaprop
How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop
It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like everyone's favorite chronically depressed donkey. - Matty Malaprop
Moar gifs over here!
Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop
You're hilarious, Harry!
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