It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

The giving seems unnecessary, if you ask me. A criminal Christopher seems way more story-worthy. - Matty Malaprop

Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop

You're hilarious, Harry!

Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like everyone's favorite chronically depressed donkey. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop