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Hall of Fame kfc literalism Lord of the Rings similar sounding wings
Via: Reddit
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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

red bull wings literalism slogan double meaning giving
Via: Octavian George Stan
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Or any of its "thrill rides," for that matter. - Matty Malaprop

angel archangel crap exclamation halo holy literalism wings
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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning endless food lolwut misinterpretation oneupsmanship wings
Via: xkcd
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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop