AvocaDO WANT!

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AvocaDO WANT!
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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Durex

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ICWUDT, Durex
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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But Then It's Not a Floor At All...
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance

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That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance
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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop