I don't particularly want to make a fart joke here, so I'll just point out that every post title on this site today has been longer than the title of each post posted before it. ISN'T THAT JUST SO INTERESTING? - Matty Malaprop
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Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop
If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
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