If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop
I don't particularly want to make a fart joke here, so I'll just point out that every post title on this site today has been longer than the title of each post posted before it. ISN'T THAT JUST SO INTERESTING? - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop
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