Mine is Not...

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Mine is Not...
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If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Think That Was the Rationale Behind Planetary Nomenclature, But Sure...

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I Don't Think That Was the Rationale Behind Planetary Nomenclature, But Sure...
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I don't particularly want to make a fart joke here, so I'll just point out that every post title on this site today has been longer than the title of each post posted before it. ISN'T THAT JUST SO INTERESTING? - Matty Malaprop

What a Lovely Sight

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What a Lovely Sight
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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

That's Not Appropriate in Public!

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That's Not Appropriate in Public!
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Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop