This. This is precisely why poor Starfish clams up at every big get-together he attends. - Matty Malaprop
♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop
So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
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