He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop
Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop
Worry not, they'll head into hibernation soon enough! - Matty Malaprop
I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop
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