Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

The Hazards of Overconsumption

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

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Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!
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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

I Have a Beam

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I Have a Beam
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... it's sh*t like this that makes me simultaneously love and loathe everyone in the current generation. - Matty Malaprop

'Your Welcome'

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'Your Welcome'
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If you look on the back side, it has your name on it and everything! - Matty Malaprop