I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop
... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop
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LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop
Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop
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