Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop
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If you look on the back side, it has your name on it and everything! - Matty Malaprop
Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop
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