Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

Favorite
Oh Grindr, You So Cray!
- -

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

Favorite
Peeling FABULOUS!
- -

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Never Give Into It!

Favorite
Never Give Into It!
- -

Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean it's Complimentary?

Favorite
Does That Mean it's Complimentary?
- -

LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop

Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

Favorite
Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!
- -

Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

Favorite
The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today View Fullscreen
- -

Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop