Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

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Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!
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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

'Your Welcome'

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'Your Welcome'
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If you look on the back side, it has your name on it and everything! - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

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Peeling FABULOUS!
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean it's Complimentary?

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Does That Mean it's Complimentary?
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LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop

Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!

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SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!
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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop