Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

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Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!
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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!

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SMP CLASSIC: NEVER FORGET!
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This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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Oh Grindr, You So Cray!
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Peeling FABULOUS!

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Peeling FABULOUS!
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

I Have a Beam

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I Have a Beam
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... it's sh*t like this that makes me simultaneously love and loathe everyone in the current generation. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean it's Complimentary?

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Does That Mean it's Complimentary?
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LOL J/K IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU $25 EXTRA PLUS ALL APPLICABLE STATE TAXES LOLOLOLOL SUCKS 3 B U. - Matty Malaprop