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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

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