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Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop