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By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop