You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop

I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop