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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

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By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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