Seems Ent-irely Legit

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We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

Someone Plays Too Much Guild Wars

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

His Proclamation Has Me Stumped

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That's Not How You Should Talk to Someone You're Pining For!

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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

But What About Pernicioustrees?

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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

I Just Did This

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