The Tree Olympics

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The Tree Olympics
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Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Circuitree

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Circuitree
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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

A Very Seasonal Pun

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A Very Seasonal Pun
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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone

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Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

Dude Looks Totally Coconuts

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Dude Looks Totally Coconuts
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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop