I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop
Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop
I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop
It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop
We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop
Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop
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