Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone

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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

It Reacts Quite Quickly to Changing Seasons

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Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

DAT ASH

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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

Dude Looks Totally Coconuts

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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