A Very Seasonal Pun

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A Very Seasonal Pun
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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring

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For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring
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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop