There's a Snake in My Boot!

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There's a Snake in My Boot!
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Maybe Woody can fix the problem if he shoots it with his revolver ocelot? - Matty Malaprop

No Wonder My Woody Had a Buzz

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No Wonder My Woody Had a Buzz
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Punmaster grrimhere says: "Sid really likes to play with his toys."

Sounds to me like Sid's mental health is about as well put-together as his army of creations. - Matty Malaprop

I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two

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I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two
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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

It's Second Only to Corduroy Story

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It's Second Only to Corduroy Story
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Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop

West Side Toy Story

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West Side Toy Story
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I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop