Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While
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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay

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... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Awww, You Shouldn't Have!

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Awww, You Shouldn't Have!
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Looks like someone's gonna get to cavity search me later tonight... #CreepiestEuphemismEver - Matty Malaprop