... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay

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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop