Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop
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