It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop
Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop
When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop
But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop
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