Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop
Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop
You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop
They know the recipe for stopping evil, and accomplishing it is a piece of cake. - Matty Malaprop
Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop
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If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop
You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!
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