Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With

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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

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Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

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