It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop