I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

... and now you're single. How does that feel, OP? - Matty Malaprop

What, no LARPG? RPG variety compilation, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing turns me on quite so much as a cluttered room full of robotic toys! - Matty Malaprop