This Joke is Sew Punny!

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This Joke is Sew Punny!
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This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop

Context is Everything

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Context is Everything
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Homophones are truly confounding things sometimes. - Matty Malaprop