Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

Hot damn, ladies and gentlemen! That mullet is so full of back-end party, the man deserves an umlaut on his umlaut! - Matty Malaprop