I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop
And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."
Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop
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