Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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Honesty is the WINNING Policy
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

I'm Like Royalty on the Dance Floor!

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I'm Like Royalty on the Dance Floor!
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it, You've Had This Thought a Dozen Times

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Admit it, You've Had This Thought a Dozen Times
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop