He's Gonna Clean Your Clock...

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That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...

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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together

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Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Trashy Day Here on SMP

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RESUME

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One Quiet Taco

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