There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

Believe me, I've tried to get him to speak candidly about his issues, but he's got all his feels bottled up under a very hard shell. - Matty Malaprop