When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop
Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop
In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop
Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop
And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
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