Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

ROLFMAO

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Great tyrannical dictator, or the greatest tyrannical dictator? - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Dyslexia is Kyink

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

The Ol' Switcheroo

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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

It turns her on!

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The Smiths Want You to Know Meat is Still Murder

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Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop