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beans,beginning,belly,jeans,jelly,letter,letters,spoonerism,switch,technicality
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

dj,initials,jd salinger,letters,literalism,salinger,switch
Via: Positively Curtains
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Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

free,free willy,hands,handsfree,literalism,lolwut,Movie,switch
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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

adolf hitler,anxiety,auschwitz,caffeine,coffee,decaf,Hall of Fame,hitler,ill,similar sounding,switch
By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

heard,herd,homophone,literalism,lyric,smiths,stop-me-if-youve-heard-t,switch
By SticksandStones (Via: I'm Not Feeling So Good Today)
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Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

arms,bear,FAIL,Hall of Fame,lolwut,order,right,second amendment,Soviet Russia,switch,twist
By Unknown
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

cattle,cliché,cows,herd,lolwut,nasa,phrase,plan,round,send,shot,space,switch,twist,world
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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

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