The Ol' Switcheroo

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The Ol' Switcheroo
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

The Story of a Bluetooth Whale

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The Story of a Bluetooth Whale
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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

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He Was a Bit of a Health Nut
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

My Bear to Cross

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My Bear to Cross
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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

Apollo ThirT-Bone

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Apollo ThirT-Bone
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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

Technically it's a Spoonerism...

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Technically it's a Spoonerism...
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop