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Via: Sir Jolt
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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

The Reason Hitler Drank Decaf...
By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

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By putmans
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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

Hornitos
By SticksandStones (Via: I'm Not Feeling So Good Today)
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Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop