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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

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