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adolf hitler,anxiety,auschwitz,caffeine,coffee,decaf,Hall of Fame,hitler,ill,similar sounding,switch
By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

heard,herd,homophone,literalism,lyric,smiths,stop-me-if-youve-heard-t,switch
By SticksandStones (Via: I'm Not Feeling So Good Today)
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Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,letters,literalism,name,Nick Offerman,parks and recreation,ron swanson,swan,switch
Via: Sir Jolt
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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

arms,bear,FAIL,Hall of Fame,lolwut,order,right,second amendment,Soviet Russia,switch,twist
By Unknown
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

beans,beginning,belly,jeans,jelly,letter,letters,spoonerism,switch,technicality
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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

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