Word Choice Matters

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Word Choice Matters
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

He's My Favorite Marvel-Type Pokémon

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He's My Favorite Marvel-Type Pokémon
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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Heskeeps a Lot of Things at the Ready

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Heskeeps a Lot of Things at the Ready
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... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Looks Like We've Got a Runner

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SMP CLASSIC: Looks Like We've Got a Runner
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors

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Two of the Animal Kingdom's Finest Actors
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

At Least She Only Takes Up One Space

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At Least She Only Takes Up One Space
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness

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Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop