Sorry in advance if the texture's a little odd. Try as I might to improve my culinary finesse, I've always been a bit of a wookie in the kitchen. - Matty Malaprop
Via Eff Yeah Puns
Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop
Meteor impacts like this one are medium-rare!
Don't call her fat though; she's just big-boned. - Matty Malaprop