That Makes One of Us...

Favorite
heart,literalism,realism,realistic,statement
- -

Maybe I'm just too stuck in my absurdist ways, but every time I walk into a museum whose arterial walls are clogged with realist paintings, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. - Matty Malaprop

Donkey costume

Favorite
ass,costume,critique,donkey,honesty,insult,just saying,literalism,look,obvious,resemblance,statement
- -

If You Give Me a Carrot...

Favorite
asterisk,carrot,hypothetical,if,keyboard,rabbit,statement,symbols,then,tilde
- -

No remainders

Favorite
Command,fractions,Insanity Wolf,meme,remainder,statement
- -

XD

Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?

Favorite
avocado,double meaning,fruit,Hall of Fame,literalism,mosh pit,open,pit,statement
- -

The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop

Also, It's Really Creepy...

Favorite
aids,conclusion,hearing,hearing aids,phone,psa,sex,statement,syllogism
- -

That is One Sullen Looking Mullen

Favorite
double meaning,homophone,literalism,mullen,mulling,name,statement
- -

He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop