Let this be a reminder to you all that there is a delicate balance between bread and burnt toast. - Matty Malaprop
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop
A peaceful galaxy... yes, that's precisely the kind of galaxy I Obi-Want to live in. - Matty Malaprop
For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop
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