No Bell Left Behind...

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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

And Apparently Polydactyl

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Thumbs up, tailor tabby. - Matty Malaprop

Will Hunting Has A New Challenger

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One Smart Cookie

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He's Right About Almost Everything

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I see what you did there, mathematically-minded OP. - Matty Malaprop

Which Would You ASSign to Yourself?

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If your name is Jennifer Connelly, does that make you an Ass-to-Ass? - Matty Malaprop