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bill-oreilly meme oreilly orly Owl side by side similar sounding surname
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

aide comparison cortaid court homophones literalism side by side
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop