Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop
Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop
FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop
I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
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