They Really Cleaned Up the Franchise With This One

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franchise,literalism,lolwut,Movie,mustache,mustaches,on stranger tides,Pirates of the Caribbean,sequel,stranger,tide,tides
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A Man That Irons? Hah!

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I'd Read This

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detergent,bleach,sequel,not really a pun but you guys voted for it so whatever
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Swords? Passé. Mops? THE NEW HAWTNESS. - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop