All the Advice You Could Ever Knead

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Hopefully these grainy good guys will inspire you to rise to your full potential. - Matty Malaprop

I Never Thought We'd See the Day...

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You're a fool, Cage! Those rolls were baked from the Declaration of Independence! - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, Captain Frosted Mini Obvious!

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Assuming the mini-wheat on the roll is female, does that make her a cinnabonny lass? - Matty Malaprop

Press Z or R Twice!

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Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

I Gotta Roll

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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

What Kind of Roll Even is That?

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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

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