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I'M ON A ROLL, B*TCHES!
Via: fav.me
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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Pleated Jeans
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Hopefully these grainy good guys will inspire you to rise to your full potential. - Matty Malaprop

Via: A.S.B.
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Assuming the mini-wheat on the roll is female, does that make her a cinnabonny lass? - Matty Malaprop

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Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

Gotta Roll
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What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

So Much Bun!
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I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop