Hopefully these grainy good guys will inspire you to rise to your full potential. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop
Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop
You're a fool, Cage! Those rolls were baked from the Declaration of Independence! - Matty Malaprop
Assuming the mini-wheat on the roll is female, does that make her a cinnabonny lass? - Matty Malaprop
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