As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

Some would argue it's the most natural kind of music there is. - Matty Malaprop

... groupies, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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