I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop
You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop
He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop
Eat your heart out, Neil Young! You may be a rocker, but you ain't no rock! - Matty Malaprop
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