I'm On to Something Hair...

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I'm On to Something Hair...
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Let's just face the facts here, buddy. That 'stache doesn't even look good on you! It's really gotta g(r)o. - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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The Truth Hurts?
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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSS

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BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSS
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What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

Jokes About the Groan Ventre...

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Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

HAYOOOOOOOOOO

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HAYOOOOOOOOOO
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Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop