BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSS

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BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSS
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What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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The Truth Hurts?
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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

HAYOOOOOOOOOO

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HAYOOOOOOOOOO
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Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before

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And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before
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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop