Let's just face the facts here, buddy. That 'stache doesn't even look good on you! It's really gotta g(r)o. - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop
What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop
Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).
Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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