The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Equilaterlolz

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Equilaterlolz
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

More Like Sloppyright, Namsayin?

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More Like Sloppyright, Namsayin?
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I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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Impossibru!
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Second Amendment FTW

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Second Amendment FTW
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?