I Don't Think This Right is Limited to Soviet Russia...

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I Don't Think This Right is Limited to Soviet Russia...
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

Equilaterlolz

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Equilaterlolz
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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Impossibru!
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop