Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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arms,bear,double meaning,literalism,right,second amendment
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

I Don't Think This Right is Limited to Soviet Russia...

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arms,bear,FAIL,Hall of Fame,lolwut,order,right,second amendment,Soviet Russia,switch,twist
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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wong,wright,surnames,wrong,right,similar sounding,adage,cliché,not even really a pun but oh well
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Equilaterlolz

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acute,angle,Hall of Fame,hypotenuse,isosceles,right,triangle,triangles
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

More Like Sloppyright, Namsayin?

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copyright,right,suffix,wrong
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I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop