Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
Who you callin' ugly?
"What was her name?"
"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop