Impossibru!

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comic,dont,engrish,Hall of Fame,lolwut,make,right,similar sounding,white,wong,wrong
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Equilaterlolz

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acute,angle,Hall of Fame,hypotenuse,isosceles,right,triangle,triangles
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

Second Amendment FTW

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right,arms,bear,literalism,second amendment,exercising,double meaning
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

I Don't Think This Right is Limited to Soviet Russia...

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arms,bear,FAIL,Hall of Fame,lolwut,order,right,second amendment,Soviet Russia,switch,twist
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop