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You have no rights to do this!
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

The right to bear arms
By Unknown
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

Me neither!
By ghdawg6197 (Via: Octopuns)
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop