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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

arms,bear,double meaning,literalism,right,second amendment
By Unknown
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

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By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

acute,angle,Hall of Fame,hypotenuse,isosceles,right,triangle,triangles
By ghdawg6197 (Via: Octopuns)
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

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