Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
Who you callin' ugly?
Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop
Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
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"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop
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