Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop
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"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
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