That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop

I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop