These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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These Puns Are Just Unpearable!
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Die Young

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We're Gonna Die Young
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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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Roberta Downey, Jr. Stars In...

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Roberta Downey, Jr. Stars In...
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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

Sadly None of His Hits Count for More Than Two Points

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Sadly None of His Hits Count for More Than Two Points
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Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop