It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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difference,Hall of Fame,Johnny Depp,letter,literalism,orlando bloom,pilates,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,replacement,similar sounding
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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Beets By Dre

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replacement,beets,literalism,headphones,beats by dre,beats
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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Die Young

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replacement,innuendo,gross,pound,kesha
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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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baaaaah,breaking bad,elongation,homophone,juxtaposition,lamb,onomatopoeia,replacement,sheep,show,similar sounding,sound,television
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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double meaning,elton john,Hall of Fame,Jay Z,replacement,similar sounding,Steve Martin,surname,surnames
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop