Sadly None of His Hits Count for More Than Two Points

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angry birds,basketball,double meaning,game,homophone,juxtaposition,larry bird,literalism,replacement,shoop
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Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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baaaaah,breaking bad,elongation,homophone,juxtaposition,lamb,onomatopoeia,replacement,sheep,show,similar sounding,sound,television
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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Hall of Fame,literalism,pear,replacement,similar sounding,syllable,unbearable
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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difference,Hall of Fame,Johnny Depp,letter,literalism,orlando bloom,pilates,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,replacement,similar sounding
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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Roberta Downey, Jr. Stars In...

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double meaning,iron,iron man,lady,literalism,marvel,replacement,shoop
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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

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