Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop
... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop
Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop
I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop