I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop
I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop
Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop
Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop
I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop
Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop
You're hilarious, Harry!