Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop
... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop
I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop
Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop
You're hilarious, Harry!