Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Beets By Dre

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Beets By Dre
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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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These Puns Are Just Unpearable!
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop