... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop

You're hilarious, Harry!

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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