Beets By Dre

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Beets By Dre
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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Die Young

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We're Gonna Die Young
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Submitted by: Unknown
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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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These Puns Are Just Unpearable!
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop